Pimp Tax!

This is greatness.

According to CNN:
The Senate Judiciary Committee Wednesday morning approved a bill sponsored by committee chairman Sen. Charles Grassley, R-Iowa, authorizing at least $2 million toward the establishment of an office in the IRS criminal investigation unit to prosecute unlawful sex workers for violations of tax laws.

For example, if a trafficker [read: pimp] has failed to file W-2s for five women (employees), the maximum penalty would be 10 years in prison per failure to file, a total of 50 years.

What is it about Iowa that makes its senators so crazy? Why he gots ta be a playa hata?

In the immortal words of ODB and Kellis:

hey, dirty,
baby I got ur money
don't u worry,
I say hey
baby I got ur money

(N.B.: This is the official spelling of the lyrics, not my own mangling)