Spamtastic

Ever since the hurricane, my school email account has been plagued by spam. I keep reporting the spam to my system administrator as requested, but it does no good. Just one more way my school sucks. But every once in a while the sheer ridiculousness of the spam amuses me. Take today's sample, courtesy of one Chang Simpson:
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-S'ensationall revoolution in m'edicine!

-E'n'l'a'r'g'e your p''enis up to 10 cm or up to 4 inches!

-It's herbal solution what hasn't side effect, but has 100% guaranted results!

-Don't lose your chance and but know wihtout doubts, you will be impressed with results!

Clisk here: http://300wainani.info


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I'm not sure what I like best about this email. The fact that I don't have a penis and that nonetheless I have been targeted for this marketing campaign? The gross misspellings, abuse of punctuation, and general disregard for and cavalier use of the English language? Or the stream-of-conscious-beat poem that follows the ad?

But somehow I think these spams bring some balance to the universe. For ever Cosmo article, Victoria's secret catalogue, etc. that make women feel insecure about themselves, there's a spam email out there reminding guys that hey, your penis could be bigger.

Personally, I would be happy if these emails were advertising a product that was concerned with keeping men from being dicks (e.g. a how-to guide on remembering your girlfriend's birthday) rather than increasing the size of it.