Friday, January 27, 2006

I smell like a pool

Another bad side effect of living in a post-apocalypse town is that the water is Chlorinated like nobody's business. When the water comes out of your faucet, it smells like that public pool in your home town that all the little kids peed in. After bathing in this everyday I too smell like a public pool. No amount of shampoo, bath gel, deoderant, lotion, or perfume seems to counteract the effect, and my skin is getting so dry it feels like tight as a sausage casing that I might burst out of at any moment.

On the upside, if I were an alcoholic I would not smell like alcohol because I'd be too busy smelling like Chlorine.

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